A new style of plastic surgery review.

Most people usually leave reviews like, "I did it this way and ended up like this.." but I'm going to try writing a review focused on a different point. Chance of making you laugh: 0.1% (-_-) First of all, since my circumcision, (and since I think there will be many women pretending innocently not to know what circumcision is, I'll say it in advance: it's surgery where they snip off the soon*-_-*to-be skin. After it's cut, one fine shiitake mushroom is born.) Anyway... since circumcision, I was an innocent bachelor(?) who had never experienced any kind of anesthesia at all. Yes, that's right. Today's topic is anesthesia. Probably anyone who has had anesthesia during plastic surgery... I believe you've all felt it.. that exact sensation -_- That strange yet melancholy sensation like riding a roller coaster while touring the operating room -_-;; At first I lay down on the operating table.... From my face to my shoulders, the nurse was doing a disinfectant rush (-_-);;;;;;;;;;;;;; Then after putting an IV drip in my left arm... on my left second finger, a pulse monitor -_-; But this pulse monitor........... what was really scary was.......... it would beep properly... and then once in a while it wouldn't -_-;;;;;; whoa damn....... Every time it stopped... I thought, "Huh, am I dead? -_-;;";; Anyway... on top of that the nurses were so pretty... I got freaking nervous -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Oh, as an aside, personally... when they trimmed my nose hair before surgery... it hurt like hell (-_-) ugh................... I was crying so much, sob sob Anyway... the nurse said, [You may feel a little dizzy...] and a few seconds later.... -_-;;; I thought, now the surgery is starting. ......But I was still fully conscious. I thought I'd wake up and it would be over. What the heck.... when I came to my senses, I was riding a roller coaster around the operating room -_-;; The scenery of the operating room changed to America, Japan, Russia -_-;;; I traveled the world while getting plastic surgery -_-; Since I've lived abroad for quite a while.... I speak a few languages;; The nurse in charge of the surgery..... later told me..... (-_-);;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Apparently I was mumbling some foreign language to myself -_-; Japanese, then English.... -_-;;;; so embarrassing... Anyway... I traveled the world too... the scenery kept changing -_-;;; I even saw a scene of riding a roller coaster in a department store. Unfortunately, I didn't see the women's changing room. -_-;;;;;; Since consciousness was still there... the sound of bone being shaved.... the smell of my flesh burning... -_-;; what the doctor said... I could hear it all..............ㅡ..ㅡ;; Personally, when my nasal bone was being shaved... ugh -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I don't even want to imagine it....... ㄷㄷ The most horrifying thing was... I had ptosis surgery and lateral canthoplasty together............ When they pinched the eyelid-side muscle............................ I snapped wide awake -_-;;;;; Curses just came pouring out by the bucketful............. I snapped awake, then started traveling again..... -_-;;; I don't remember exactly where I went... but whatever I thought of, I saw it -_-;; The feeling of a 360-degree roller coaster spin.. I felt it so vividly -_-;;; I thought, [Ah... so this is a hallucination..] but it was fun, so I just ignored the surgery and kept focusing on that -_-;;; Then I had another horrible experience... when they cut for the lateral canthoplasty.......................... Ah............ -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; It really hurts when they cut for lateral canthoplasty. Everyone, prepare yourselves -_-;;; It really hurt for me Anyway... but the strange thing was........ The moment I heard, "The surgery is over," all the hallucinations ended..... I was a little disappointed -_-; Like the feeling of an elementary school kid arriving at the exit after happily riding a roller coaster -_-;; something like that... Anyway... after it ended... with the severe foreign-body sensation.......... -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; discomfort surged up... I really wanted to look in a mirror... Of course, when I looked in the mirror I went, [Huh, damn..] -_-; When I went to the waiting room, the nurses looked at me pitifully... [Yeah, I had surgery, I said I had surgery -_-] I lay down in the patient waiting room for 10 minutes because I was dizzy.. then took my bag, got my medicine, and left................. and everything was just spinning like crazy. But in that spinning state, I drove from Seoul to Busan -_-v Of course, on the way, I collapsed for half a day at the Sintanjin rest area -_-;; Let's not drive.... haha